At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Randomize
