Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
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