the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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