do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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