imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
