That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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