so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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