Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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