I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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