Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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