I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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