I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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