No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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