Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I just cut my nipple shaving
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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