i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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