if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I just want nice things and good sex
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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