Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
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