You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Just invented taco cereal.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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