How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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