While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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