Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Randomize
