Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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