bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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