he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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