How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
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