I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
