i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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