You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
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