So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
