Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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