I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
You need a sexual gate keeper
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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