He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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