i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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