question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
