Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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