He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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