I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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