im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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