His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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