I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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