I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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