The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
He kissed a someone with a penis
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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