So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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