oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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