yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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