I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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