Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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