Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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