he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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