gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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