don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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