Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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