I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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