would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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