508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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