So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
