did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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