there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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