I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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